Monday, November 12, 2012

Tonight

Well, my husband is sort of half-assed sober.  
And back home.  
(May have been the dumbest decision of my life so far.)

And now today he had major dental surgery.
So there are narcotics.

Tonight I sleep with bottles of Percoset tucked into the bottom of my bra, under my breasts.
(I was blessed with a chest.)

If your husband is an addict, you know....

THEY ARE IN THE SAFEST SPOT IN THE HOUSE!

1 comment:

Scabs said...

crazy funny but so sadly true!