Well, my husband is sort of half-assed sober.
And back home.
(May have been the dumbest decision of my life so far.)
And now today he had major dental surgery.
So there are narcotics.
Tonight I sleep with bottles of Percoset tucked into the bottom of my bra, under my breasts.
(I was blessed with a chest.)
If your husband is an addict, you know....
THEY ARE IN THE SAFEST SPOT IN THE HOUSE!
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1 comment:
crazy funny but so sadly true!
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